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Tried to be a hotdog, ended up a weaner.

If things go according to divine plan, the male southern elephant seal weaner will spend every waking moment of its estimated 15 years of existence desperately endeavouring to become thee Beachmaster, perhaps only successfully breeding for one or two years before its untimely succumbing to the wear and tear of managing a harem of up to 100 females.

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Tried to be a hotdog, ended up a weaner.

If things go according to divine plan, the male southern elephant seal weaner will spend every waking moment of its estimated 15 years of existence desperately endeavouring to become thee Beachmaster, perhaps only successfully breeding for one or two years before its untimely succumbing to the wear and tear of managing a harem of up to 100 females.

Image dimensions: 3170 x 2113 pixels